Funny quotes

1) "Nothing is faster than the speed of light. To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on."

oh and don't use a spoilt refrigerator like the one i have. the light is on in the morning and it's off in the night - it thinks it's human.

2)"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Stephen wright
The image below is exactly what god felt. [:D]