Magical Me or magical? me?

funny quotes 2

2007-11-01T02:53:00.000-07:00

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - Douglas adams - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

The only book that i would recommend for all those people who believe science fiction is a bad idea - The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Funny quotes

2007-11-01T02:25:00.000-07:00

1) "Nothing is faster than the speed of light. To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on."

oh and don't use a spoilt refrigerator like the one i have. the light is on in the morning and it's off in the night - it thinks it's human.

2)"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Stephen wright
The image below is exactly what god felt. [:D]

Life is ours we live it our way

2007-10-29T09:56:00.000-07:00

I somehow feel like writing a poem. about people's avarice

He smelt his pile of coins
he dealt his final blow
the fatso on the pile smiles
we rot in his stink below

He cut our bodies with his bloody axe
We said nothing, gave our share
he slew our friends, eventual snacks
he took advantage and laid us bare

He had a motto, a heartless one
Life is ours we live it our way
We thought of a motto, couldn't get one
We were powerless, our bodies sway

Soon they fought, their aim - the pile
we looked on silently, not sadly for a while
They were extinct, nature succeeded
We too laughed, like we hadn't for decades
PRASANTH.N

please give opinions

I ~like ants

2007-10-20T02:46:00.000-07:00

By the way, uh, Ants, are not nice specially the red ones. How much ever i try to call myself all neat and environmentalistic, ants are BAD creatures. they bite and get a pleasure put of that. i want to see their faces after they bite someone. must probably be like "HA! and you can't bite me back!" and then, one day, i'll get so frustrated and eat them and say, "HA say hello to my gastric ACID hahahaha"

n....en.......een........reen.........Green!

2007-10-18T08:42:00.000-07:00

i looked out and saw that my garden was beautiful, nice and green. people are envious of colorful flowers that are in the neighbors garden or in the flower show, but one thing that leads to our downfall is our narrow-view. i say, lets grow plants be it green or dark green. let's not practice racism even among things that are superior to us in their purpose of life. we have a purpose, that is to live and make our generation better, but just sit and admire the plants and trees, notice how they not only make their own race survive, but also provide oxygen and see that other beings can live on this planet, which primarily had 3 colors - blue for the abundance of water, green for the abundance of plants and a pleasant brown for the land. Until, we arrived, now, we tend to see a dull Grey looming over us from every nook and cranny.

It is our right to love, but not at the expense of the earth.

So let us take a step further and improve the earth. (lets grow more plants or atleast put the tinge of green to our minds so we can live and let live)

by the way, my topic is the environment

Target 101

2007-10-16T21:57:00.000-07:00

I think this blog has been going long enough without a proper and definite topic. i keep writing random stuff and never actually write much sense. So,i need to find a definite topic. Any suggestions?

by the way there's this great quizzing geek site : http://www.boiledbeans.net
it's too good. try answering them :)

Evolution and me

2007-10-13T06:41:00.000-07:00

In boring and dull textbooks of biology where you just couldn't read more than a page without falling asleep, i found a definition for evolution. but oh well, it was on the second page and all i could read was - "Evolution is the change in in......... zzzzzzz.". But then, i thought, why bother and made my own definition. i said evolution is slow growth and adaptation of a species to it's environment and it's hostility. this way, i managed to make a start to my preparation of a seminar.

But as i got up from my table and went to get a glass of water, for a fleeting glimpse there was a box with weird lights that was calling me. i resisted and got back to my table. As i drank my glass of water, i felt a strange inexplicable force on my mind that made me drink up the water and slowly walk back to the weird box. And then i went to this strange website and saw that my last "post" was in september. So i started typing stuff about biology until i WOKE UP! and then, i started writing about this 'incident' where i was preparing for a seminar. But as i got up from my table and went to get a glass of water, for a fleeting glimpse there was a box with wierd lights that was calling............

[:D]

Olfactory thoughts

2007-09-10T03:49:00.000-07:00

I was walking down a smelly subway when i remembered the thing about smell in Sir Isaac asimov's foundation novels. He says that for humans, it takes a while to adjust in another planet because of it's smell.

so , i believe our second problem after oxygen and nitrogen content on another planet has to be their smell.

If it's that tough for us to adjust to different smells, then i am glad and elated that i'm not a canine because canines have around 220 million olfactory receptors, whereas we humans luckily have much lesser.

So, the next time you wish you weren't born, think of a dogs smell senses [:D].

Unforeseen Setbacks

2007-09-08T03:31:00.000-07:00

It has been 8 long days since i typed anything.

mainly because of L.E.D's Shorting out or because of frustrations with quadratic equations.

The sun was preparing for it's climax of the day when i decided to see "CHAK DE" for the 3rd time in 3 weeks. As i sat in the hall, i realized a HUGE no. of flaws which i didn't realize in the prior viewings. But i didn't want to ruin all the enthusiasm and suspense shrouding the mystery behind the story, so i started whistling and clapping till i could see my palm's pulsating veins.

then i returned and spent an uneventful night awaiting an uneventful morning to be followed by another.

Then i got a little frustrated with quad. equations.

so then

catch'ya later

Amalgamation

2007-09-01T11:00:00.000-07:00

After a Hectic week of fresnel lenses and photovoltaic cells, a late night on a saturday just to start something new like a BLOG seemed interesting.

One thing that i don't seem to get about blogs is "why" the site is patient enough to bear all sorts of stuff from everyone alive. well this was until yesterday. Today i had a moment of realization and decided not to try and realize the whole blog paranoia that i had.

so, here i am typing and thinking - trying to fill this blog with interesting stuff.

So, stay tuned

catch ya later